Thanks, Yanks

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Dear New York AL Team,

You and your fan who works in our office have made this Monday morning a pleasure. The drubbing you took all weekend from the venerable Red Sox has all but made me forget that my team looked like Little League players against the Mets. At least my guys avoided the sweep. My guys suck, but they only cost $60 million dollars for payroll. Yankee suckiness rings up at $201 million. Yes, I know it probably won't last. NY tends to clock-in sometime in June and claw their way back in every year. For now though, let's all just sit back and enjoy Monday.

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