Saturday, September 27, 2008

Holy Schnitzel, Did McCain Just Join The Janet Jackson vs FCC Club?

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That son-of-a- biscuit John McCain uttered "horse#@∂≈" during the dang debate! Maybe he forgot he was on TV.


He should take some courses on acceptable replacement phrases that are safe for prime time. I, for one, was shocked. MY FAMILY WAS WATCHING THAT!



Who cold forget
Carol Channing's
"Rassssspberries!"




"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis"
replaced the
writer's original line,
"Are you on crack Willis?"




McCain should have gone with
Col. Potter's, "Horse Hockey!'




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2 comments:

FlapScrap said...

That really was horseshit. I mean, of all the real things Obama could have pounced on (how about torture?), why create a false one? The Spain thing was just a confused old man failing to understand that a Spanish-speaking reporter could be from Spain ... OK, maybe it is a valid point.

Keith said...

WRONG! His campaign was cut slack on this. Reporters posed questions like, "He was just mistaken, right? The reporter's thick accent and the fact that they had just been discussing central America threw him off, right?"

The campaign insisted that, no, McCain would have to wait and see if the PM of Spain would be allowed in his White House.

In reality, he probably was just confused. It's the reaction, the staunch refusal to admit a mistake, that's noteworthy. These are his future advisors and cabinet. These are the guys that will be running the show.