Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day

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INTERVIEWER: Senator finally, let's talk about Spain. If elected president would you be willing to invite President Jose Rodriguez Louis Zapatero to the White House, to meet with you?

McCAIN: Aye would be willing to meet with those leaders who arrrr friends and want to work with us in a cooperative fashion. And by the way President Calderone of Mexico is fighting a very, very tough fight against the drug carrrrrtels. I'm glad we arrrrrr now working with the Mexican government on the Merida Plan, and Aye intend to move forward with relations and invite as many of them as Aye can, of those leaders to the White House.

INTERVIEWER: Would that invitation be extended to the Zapatero government? To the president himself?

McCAIN: Uh, Aye don't, Aye, ya know, Aye, honestly, Aye have to look at the situations and the relations and the priorities. But Aye can assure ye, Aye will establish closer relations with arrrrr friends and Aye will stand up to those who want to do harm to the United States of America.

INTERVIEWER: So you have to wait and see. If he's willing to meet with you, would you be able to do it? In the White House?

McCAIN: Well, again, Aye don't -- All Aye can tell ye is Aye have a clear record of working with leaders in the hemisphere that arrrrrr friends with us and standing up to those who arrrrrr not. And that's judged on the basis of the importance of arrrr relationship with Latin America and the entire region.

INTERVIEWER: OK, what about Europe? I'm talking about the president of Spain.

McCAIN: What about me what?

INTERVIEWER: OK. Are you willing to meet with him if you are elected president?

McCAIN: Aye am willing to meet with any leader who is dedicated to the same principles and philosophy that we arrrrrrrr for human rights, democracy and freedom, and Aye will stand up to those who arrrrr not.


Jeez. He wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition (especially not in Latin America).

NO ONE expects the Spanish InquisiTION!!!!!

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