You Didn't See Me. YOU DIDN'T SEE ME.

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Details are still sketchy

I can't tell you how I know this because, obviously they will kill me.
The next Vice President of the United States of America will be ...

JOE BIDEN

SHHHHhhhhhhutthehellup be QUIET. I know you're excited but skeptical. You want my source on this. Well too bad, my friends. TOO BAD. Let's just say I saw some shit, ok pal? Oh also? I heard the Nats dropped their 11th straight. This one to the Phillies, pher chrissake. Here they come. Gotta plow. Joe Biden.

Sent from the trunk of a limo.

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