On The Ass-ass-ination Attempt

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Everybody's talking about those three stoogie guys who were arrested in Denver on drug and weapons charges. The press was crapping their Brooks Brothers trying to get details. Since I'm a bad speller and lazy as hell, I typed "assasinate" into the handy Google field on my Firefox browser, just so Google would look it up for me and politely reply with, "It's spelled 'assassinate', dumbass." I got what I was hoping for, and just below that, it said this:

Related searches: assassinate obama

Thanks, Google! V helpful. 

"Know how you can tell a crime isn't going to be successful? Crystal meth."

-Rachael Maddow, now with MSNBC,  to friends in a Denver hotel lobby.

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