I shall buy my t-shirts elsewhere, SIR.
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From: Service@jos-a-bank.com
Subject: Re: Rush sponsorship
Date: June 4, 2008 8:26:34 AM EDT
To: nationalspost@gmail.com
Thank you for your email. It has been forwarded to management for review. If we can be of further assistance please feel free to contact us at any time.
Sincerely,
Your Friends at JoS. A. Bank
500 Hanover Pike
Hampstead, MD 21074
(800) 999-7472
(410) 239-4911
http://www.josbank.com
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nationalspost@gmail.com
06/04/2008 12:14 AM
To service@jos-a-bank.com
cc
Subject Rush sponsorship
Dear JoS. A Bank,
Congratulations on your partnership with Rush Limbaugh's show. I will not buy anything from you until the sponsorship ends. Also, the twink running your store in my area is an unbelievable dick.
Yours in Christ,
Postie
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3 comments:
Wow, those twinks at Jos Banks have kind of a bone-dry writing style.
Who the hell goes to Jos. A. Bank for a t-shirt?
When I saw the subject line of your email I thought maybe Jos A. Bank was sponsoring RUSH!, you know, the Canadian rock -n- roll band... what a disappointment...
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