Nationals Post Sighting Debunked

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Officials say that the recent sightings of The Nationals Post are a hoax, and reiterate that the popular and beloved source of merriment and baseball joy and happy good fun stuff is dead and rotting in the ground. Authorities urge everyone to calm the hell down and go back to whatever it was you weren't doing.


"Poppycock."
says Evan Zanders,
world class debunker




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