I'm not sure if this really happened, or if I was abducted by aliens during a Nats' game and left by the side of the stadium, post game. All I know is, I was getting ready to sit down in my seat in Section 207 to watch the Nats, and I could swear I saw the Nationals Post guy (the one who died several months ago), and then everything went blurry, I remember bits and pieces - sitting directly behind the Nats' dugout with a couple of old Jewish guys and Postie (I told you it was fuzzy), visions of Screech and a security dude dancing on the dugout in front of me, and Hugh ("The Maestro") Kaufman getting Mark Werner to autograph a headless chicken right on its ass. It was all so surreal, yet so real. And, yes, Nationals Post dude was right there beside me through all of it, alive as you and me. And Nick Johnson was there - and Justin Maxwell - and Jonathan AbbadabbaImNotADego - and Robert "I'm batting better than Abercrombie" Fick was there, too. I swear, this all really happened....I think. It's alive! "Yes, it's life Jim... but not as we know it..."
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I'm not sure if this really happened, or if I was abducted by aliens during a Nats' game and left by the side of the stadium, post game. All I know is, I was getting ready to sit down in my seat in Section 207 to watch the Nats, and I could swear I saw the Nationals Post guy (the one who died several months ago), and then everything went blurry, I remember bits and pieces - sitting directly behind the Nats' dugout with a couple of old Jewish guys and Postie (I told you it was fuzzy), visions of Screech and a security dude dancing on the dugout in front of me, and Hugh ("The Maestro") Kaufman getting Mark Werner to autograph a headless chicken right on its ass. It was all so surreal, yet so real. And, yes, Nationals Post dude was right there beside me through all of it, alive as you and me. And Nick Johnson was there - and Justin Maxwell - and Jonathan AbbadabbaImNotADego - and Robert "I'm batting better than Abercrombie" Fick was there, too. I swear, this all really happened....I think. It's alive! "Yes, it's life Jim... but not as we know it..."
Hey, any word on who won Nats v Braves?
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